"Oh the angst of it all!"

"Look - he has a mullet!"

"Mister Bones should do a youtube video - look at his face. Look at him! You're not looking - hey, this is perfect angst back here, look."

"Where did they come up with the name U2?"



"Oh God, he's got long hair!"

"His hair is prettier than yours, honey."

"You gonna write that one - his hair is prettier than yours?"

"Gee, you know, if they just put Johnny Depp in one of their videos they'd be perfect."