Box Monster comes from the land of Shiner, Texas, and is affiliated with Shiner Bock.


Box Monster can open its mouth to display its fearsome serrated teeth and gaping maw of DOOM.


Box Monster can close its mouth to chomp off your head.


However! Box Monster is no match for Mister Bones. I pressed the button on the camera before Mister Bones turned the corner from the kitchen into the dining room, and by the time the photo was taken he had already attacked!


This is Box Monster in the corner of the living room, contemplating its crimes. Mister Bones is keeping an eye on it.

Later, when Box Monster has been thoroughly vanquished (because it always rises again), I will take an after photo.