Thoughts of a 30ish

How old will you turn in 2009?
34

Are you a social person?
Mmm sure when I feel like it. But now that I am all depressed about question 1 I think I will go hide now.

What will you do tonight?
cook dinner,(chicken Alfredo and salad) do dishes and watch some tv.

Do you like coffee?
Yes, You could say I am somewhat addicted.

What song is in your head?
"Everybody Hurts Sometimes"

Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yes....only because it has been drilled in my head to do that since I was like ...born.

Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
Pool Awww cool blue

What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
My kids

Did you ever buy fake glasses just to look smarter?
YES!

Would you ever smile at a stranger?
Yes, I do it sometimes.

What are you craving?
a nice long romp in the bed

What are you listening to?
the kids singing karaoke 3 feet in front of me.

What are your initials?
sdeb OMG I just realized that.

Do you like the color grey?
Mmm not really.

Would you date someone 8 years older than you?
sure why not...a sugar daddy. But I am married, so not right now.

Do you think you're old?
somedays I feel old.

Are you afraid of the dark?
no..I talk to those ghost in the dark.

Do you like pancakes?
sure, but we don't have them often.

Is there a member of the opposite gender on your mind?
yes....and same....

Have you told anybody you loved them today?
yes

Do you have a facebook?
yes

Who was your last text from?
actually I haven't checked my phone today, but yesterday it was my friend Kristy.

Does the person you like know that you like them?
I am sure!

Last time you talked to your mom?
like yesterday

Favorite pie?
pecan!

How is your hair?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I guess good.

Any complaints?
sure.......the economy sucks

Latest you stayed up in the past week?
like 2...went out with Kristy on Friday night.

Who's the 1st person on your missed calls list?
dunno

What did the last text message you received say?
I didn't check it, I turned off the phone after I got it because it was late and I wanted to sleep.

Story behind your MySpace song?
IDK

Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
hells nah

Wearing?
a tan

Wanting?
Ugh....maybe I am needing lunch.

What do you smell?
nothing really

Do you like seafood?
I wish I could have it more often...

Do you remember your dreams?
yes....

Do you consider yourself a study freak?
nope

What did you do last night?
Ohhh watched "Scare Tactics" and "International Ghost Hunters" They were gooooooooood!

Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
in my own

Do you miss anyone?
Mmm sure.

What does your 8th text message say?
don't have my phone with me, but I was talking to my sister...I think it said "DANG GENA"

Do you like to cuddle?
yes

Where is your number one person on your friends list?
at home taking care of her hubby. I miss her.

Do u wanna dance?
heck yeah! let's do the electric slide

Do you want to see someone this very minute?
not really......less people if anything

When was the last time you saw your father?
at his funeral.
Ok I know that is sad....but it is ok I have peace with his passing.

THE COPING DIET

Only girlfriends can understand this one. This is specially formulated
diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the
day.

Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat
toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Snack
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the
freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

Send this to four women And you will lose two pounds.

Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10
pounds.

If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That
is why I had to pass it on; I didn't want to risk it.

listening to: silence
drinking: nothing because I want a cappuccino from Starbucks today.
currently smelling: tide and downy fabric softener.

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:...

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

On a scale of 1 to 10 I rate this joke a 5. Not very original huh?