Wednesday, 1. October 2008, 01:05:21
Before I flew back to Michigan yesterday, I spent a few hours wandering in the shadow of the Mouse - the small towns and endless strips of motels fast food outlet malls sea shell sellers and tourist tat in the vicinity of "the Kingdom."
First I stopped at a used book store in Kissimmee. Didn't find any treasures there, but I happened across an interesting "pre-Disney" piece of Roadside Americana: The Monument of States. In the early 1940s, during World War II, a local physician wished to create something which would demonstrate the integrity and strength of the country. He wrote a letter to all 48 governors of all (then) 48 states, asking each to send a stone or rock or physical emblem of their constituency. He then had each fragment encased in mortar, and then assembled each of the blocks in a gangly and not-quite-plum tower, capped with the American Eagle. Voila!


I also spent some time in Celebration, a Disney-creation practically at the front door of the amusement park. The noted post-modern Architect Robert Stern (and his partners) designed Celebration in the style of an early 20th century midwestern small town. The place is considered to be one of the models of the movement of "New Urbanism," i.e. a conscious effort to create community by looking to the past, employing mixed-used structures and a higher density of construction than is usually found in new suburban tracts.
In my view, "New Urbanism" is not really urban at all - it is typically all carried out by one developer who controls all the land and who maintains strict control over all aspects of community life. I much prefer the term "New Suburbanism." It's a modified form of "anti-septic mall America," and as such it is entirely fitting that is so close to "the Kingdom." At the same time, I have to admit that it's a big improvement over the horrors of the Highway 192 strip. The scale is small, the place is welcoming, and it's not a tourist attraction. And it's surprising to find any kind of pedestrian friendly place in central Florida. Better than the local alternative, certainly.
The English punk-folk-dance group Chumbawamba has a song called "Celebration Florida" that sums it up pretty well.
The good folks pull together
It's July 4th forever
Down in Celebration, Florida
The neighbors bring you coffee
And everyone's always happy
Down in Celebration, Florida
There's a bake sale at the schoolhouse
And they're selling innocence
They're keeping out the deviants
To protect the residents
Of Celebration, Celebration, Florida
They're buying up nostalgia
For a time they can't remember
Down in Celebration, Florida
They're sharing homemade corn chips
Even the dogs get facelifts
Down in Celebration, Florida
There's nation fighting nation
There's kids with malnutrition
But not in Celebration, Florida
Social engineering
It gives you that fuzzy feeling
Down in Celebration, Florida
Celebration, Celebration, Celebration, Florida